My sims are dicks

thesimsofficial:

What is your story, half naked, bench-dwelling Luchador?

hidinghalfofmyself:

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kristallisims:

Death sure is a sassy little fuck.

callouscartographer:

simnationblog:
Pizza delivery from The Sims (1) to The Sims 4!
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#the sims 3 pizza delivery girl looks worn down by life #like her man left her alone with 4 kids and she got fired for going on a total fucking drug fueled bender to cope #her new boyfriend seemed nice at first but then one morning she woke up and he’d stolen everything #including her boxset of buffy #so she loses it #smashes his car windscreen with a fucking baseball bat and gets arrested for property damage #now she’s working as a pizza delivery gal to support herself and her kids #i feel for you sims 3 pizza delivery woman